Wednesday, October 2, 2013

the last book I ever read (The Stench of Honolulu by Jack Handey, excerpt four)

from The Stench of Honolulu by Jack Handey:

I came to Doctor Ponzari’s laboratory. I started to jimmy the lock on the door, but it was already open. Don’t you feel stupid when that happens? I went inside.

Lying loose on the window seats were clamps and matching curtain rods. I assumed the clamps were used to hold people down while experiments were done on them. I shudder to think what the curtain rods were for.

No comments:

Post a Comment