Wednesday, March 12, 2008

ashley r. youmans neé ashley rae maika dipietro neé ashley alexandra dupré a/k/a "kristen"

start spreading the news . . .

over 700,000+ MySpace page views since the New York Times provided a direct link shortly before six p.m. EST (update: at 9 a.m. on 3/13 her MySpace views have passed 4 million, a number I expect will rapidly rise once folks start arriving at their workplace computers).

and though she may be "moving back with her family in New Jersey," I doubt she'll find time “to relax.” and I'm pretty damn sure she won't be picking up shifts at "a friend's restaurant."

three questions:

What day will she appear on Larry King?
What day will she sign her first record deal?
What month (this year) will she appear in Playboy? ("Hef" is one her MySpace friends)

because all three will happen.
let's just hope she doesn't get a book deal.

New York, New York . . .

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