Friday, April 22, 2011

I went to the ophthalmologist yesterday and learned three things


1. the lighter the color of your eyes the longer the effects of dilation will last

2. it would be nearly impossible to do what I do without my eyesight because it's pretty damn difficult to do what I do with just my eyes dilated

3. I will never be able to correctly spell "ophthalmologist" without looking it up


the last movie I ever saw: The King's Speech

the two books I'm reading simultaneously: Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself and Inklings

owner of the seat where I will be sitting at 3 p.m. on Good Friday: New Jersey Transit

chance that at least three meals next week will consist primarily of ham sandwiches: 92%

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