Three patrol cars from the Second District, an ambulance, and a fire truck answered the neighbor’s emergency call. Revolving red and blue lights reflected off the trees and houses; the lawn and house were filled with patrolmen, paramedics, firemen in yellow slickers, neighbors drinking beer and sangria, people writing on clipboards and talking into static-filled radios, and all of it signified absolutely nothing. Any candid policeman will tell you that we seldom catch people as a result of investigation or detective work; in other words, if we don’t grab them during the commission of the crime, there’s a good chance we won’t catch them at all. When we do nail them, it’s often through informers or because they trip over their own shoestrings and turn the key on themselves (drunk driving, expired license plates, a barroom beef). We’re not smart; they’re just dumb.
That’s why the feds were made to look so bad back in the late sixties and early seventies when they couldn’t nail a bunch of middle-class college kids who ended up on the “Ten Most Wanted” list. Instead of dealing with predictable psychopaths like Alvin Karpis and Charles Arthur Floyd, the FBI had to second-guess Brandeis and Wisconsin English majors who dynamited research labs and boosted banks and Brinks’ trucks and then faded back into the quiet life of the suburbs. For a time, the amateurs ruined crime for everybody.
