the last book I ever read (The Iceman Cometh by Eugene O'Neill, excerpt one)

from The Iceman Cometh by Eugene O'Neill:

JOE
Cheering up.
If? Man, when I don’t want a drink, you call de morgue, tell dem come take Joe’s body away, ‘cause he’s sure enuf dead. Gimme de bottle quick, Rocky, before he changes his mind!